Agent spidey!!(Delhi Edition)
Agent Spider
Corporate drip
Dudeeee!! stop aura farming.
•Intro
Welcome to the slightly suspicious headquarters of Delhi’s most overdressed superhero—Agent Spider.
He’s professionally rocking:
• Light blue shirt
• Navy blazer
• Black overcoat (dramatic enough to start storms)
• Red mask (72% dramatic, 28% breathing difficulty)
• Also just applied for the aadhar card.
• Height
• 5’10 in real life
• 6’0 in photos
• 6’4 in imagination
• 7’2 when coat flaps dramatically
• 4’11 if someone calls him “budget Peter Parker”
•Weight
Lets Not talk about that *hehe*
XD Criminals can’t decide whether he’s here to fight crime or discuss quarterly company targets.
●ABOUT
A mysterious vigilante who looks like he came straight from an interview and accidentally walked into a crime scene.
•He fights villains.
•Saves civilians.
•Files ITR on time.
•Breaks the fourth wall whenever bored.(typically bug-man)
• Delhi skills include:
• Dodging auto-rickshaws• Escaping DTC buses travelling at warp speed
• Pretending to be mysterious when the wind ruins the hair
• Weaknesses:
• Delhi summer (final boss fight)• Metro rush hour
• Momo stalls that don’t give extra schezwan
🕷️ ORIGIN STORY — Delhi Edition
One day, Agent Spider went to microwave his leftover momos.
A spider bit him. Not just any spider—apparently it came from Delhi’s groundwater pipelines. "Seems fair enough"
He said: “BRO CHILL.”
Spider said: “SO RUDE.”
*Bite delivered*. Chaos unlocked.
A spider bit him. Not just any spider—apparently it came from Delhi’s groundwater pipelines. "Seems fair enough"
He said: “BRO CHILL.”
Spider said: “SO RUDE.”
*Bite delivered*. Chaos unlocked.
Next thing you know: multiverse glitch → Delhi Metro → formalwear superhero.
Now he swings from metro pillars, dodges auto-rickshaws, and judges momo stalls silently.
"He kindaa deserves it tho"
Continue..
REJECTED SUPER NAMES
• Formal-Man
• bug man (seems nice to me)
• Tie-Guy
• Executive Arachnid
• Spider-Presentable
• Double-Coat Warrior
• 5’10 of Chaos
He chose Agent Spider because retirement seemed easier.
*Whispers* "he likes minors" drake fan ig.
"Just kidding" hehe
Further up...
•Frequently Avoided Questions
Q: Are you really a superhero?
A: Only on days that end with “day.”
Q: Why the formal clothes?
A: I was on my way to an interview. Crime interrupted.
Q: Can you shoot webs?
A: Yes, but the web fluid subscription is ₹299/month.
Not sponsored. Sadly.
Q: Why do you break the fourth wall?
A: Because walls are expensive and I prefer shortcuts.
"No one is interested enough to ask these questions.
He's suffering from schizophrenia"
•Evidence from His Crime Files
•Case #14:
Caught a thief.
Lost his own wallet in the process.
•Case #22:
Swung into a tree.
Claimed it was part of an “investigation.”
•Case #31:
Stopped a crime by distracting everyone with his
coat.
Worked surprisingly well. *surprisingly*
•Things People Say About Him
“He’s mysterious.”
— A random auntie in the market
“Why is he dressed like he’s going to court?”
— A school kid
“Good drip.”
— A teenager with taste
“What is drip?”
— Agent Spider
In the end
It was all just your hallucination
Guess who's schizophrenic now?
Yaaaaaaa, ***** **** reference.
This character is based on the cosplay that
I played in comic con delhi.
So,Let me know how good it was On:
Whats his age?
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