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Agent spidey!!(Delhi Edition)

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Agent Spider Corporate drip Dudeeee!! stop aura farming . •Intro Welcome to the slightly suspicious headquarters of Delhi’s most overdressed superhero — Agent Spider. He’s professionally rocking: • Light blue shirt • Navy blazer • Black overcoat (dramatic enough to start storms) • Red mask (72% dramatic, 28% breathing difficulty) • Also just applied for the aadhar card. • Height • 5’10 in real life • 6’0 in photos • 6’4 in imagination • 7’2 when coat flaps dramatically • 4’11 if someone calls him “budget Peter Parker” • Weight     Lets  Not talk about that *hehe*  XD Criminals can’t decide whether he’s here to fight crime  or  discuss quarterly company targets. ●ABOUT A mysterious vigilante who looks like he came straight from an interview and accidentally walked into a crime scene. •He fights villains. •Saves civilians. •Files ITR on time. •Breaks the fourth wall whenever bored.(typically bug-man) • Delhi skills include: • Dodging auto-rickshaws • Escapi...